"where i live, there are a lot of apathetic people, people who don't care at all about what they do or how they do it. they let the world wash over them and barely notice anyone else is even there. leslie knope is not one of these people. she cares about everything and everyone in our town. i don't know how she does it. people come to her with the pettiest, stupidest problems, and she cares, like really, actually cares - what happens to them. and if you’re lucky enough to be her friend, your life gets better every day. she spends every waking moment thinking of new ways to make her friends happy. there is something wonderful about seeing someone who has found her true purpose on earth. for some people, i guess that's being an astronaut or a hot dog eating champion. for leslie, her true purpose on earth, her true meaning, is making people's lives better. that's what i love about her, and that's why she deserves this award. sincerely, satan."

Ann, Chris e Tom rindo da virgindade da Mona Lisa huhuwehuwheuwheuwheuwsocorro

Ódio do Jean-Ralphio e toda sua família sem graça.

"- Jerry who?"

"... Sincerely, Satan". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ADEUS.