Chorei com a Taystee, hein? Pior que dá pra entedê-la perfeitamente

Tifanny é a prova de que o exagero religioso é uma bosta!

"i believe in science; i believe in evolution. i believe in nate silver and neil degrasse tyson and christopher hitchens. although i do admit he could be kind of an asshole. i cannot get behind some supreme being who weighs in on the tony awards while a million people get whacked with machetes. i don’t believe a billion indians are going to hell. i don’t think we get cancer to learn life lessons, and i don’t believe that people die young because god needs another angel. i think it’s just bullshit, and on some level, i think we all know that. i mean, don’t you?… look i understand that religion makes it easier to deal with all of the random shitty things that happen to us. and i wish i could get on that ride, i'm sure i would be happier. but i can’t. feelings aren’t enough. i need it to be real."

Crazy Eyes falando as verdades pra Piper foi o melhor do episódio.

Queria ver esses fãs da Pennsatucky quando souberem dos 5 abortos HAHAHAH